So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
