Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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