my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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