is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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