I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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