Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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