come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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