Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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