is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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