we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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