Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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