Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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