i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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