ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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