But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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