respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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