I will die if light touches me.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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