look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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