what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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