she was so not down for the gang bang
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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