also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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