Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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