I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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