So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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