She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
third nipple confirmed
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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