so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I currently don't understand fingers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
