shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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