do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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