Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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