I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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