He is such a slut. More and more my type.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Life is so much better after having sex.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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