She just used a chaser for red wine.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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