what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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