Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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