you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
