tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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