I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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