I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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