I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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