Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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