I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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