So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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