Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
