i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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