dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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