is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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