Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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