did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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