I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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