I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
