I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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