He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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