My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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