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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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