i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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