High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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