I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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