It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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