Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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